- me: reads books
- me: spends money on books
- me: talks about books
- me: laughs about books
- me: cries about books
- me: thinks about books
- me: sniffs books
- me: touches books
- me: sleeps with books
- me: writes about books
- me: blogs about books
- me: books
- Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
- Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
- Teacher: Technically
- Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
- Teacher: what
- Student: what
“may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time
- Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
- Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
- Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
- Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
- Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
- Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
- Family: *comes home*
- Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
- the benefit of knowing me: you can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are.
